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Sex under a bushHello Friends and adventurers! Happy Hump Day! Happy Hump Day Challenge Day! Today’s challenge is a bit risky. Please don’t use my name if you get in trouble but if you play it safe and plan ahead you should be just fine. We have played with sex in different areas of the home but now we are going out of the house. Sex in “public” first thing to do is pick or scout out a place first.

Be creative and inventive. Safest bet probably is in your car. Go to a remote spot, maybe even a look out point that you maybe when to when you were young to go to make out overlooking the city lights. If you choose the front seat pick the passenger seat so you don’t set of the horn. Girl on top works best here. If you have a truck or SUV or even a mini-van with the ‘privacy glass’ you are golden! Slide the seat back or the front seat forward if you are in the back slide down your pants and get it on. If you are like me, I prefer naked sex, do it either at night in the dark, in a very remote location to avoid people seeing us and/or in the back of the truck since we have the privacy glass.

Maybe try a park late at night. You can find a gazebos in a shaded area or a bush to hide behind go on a school night after the kids are home and in be. (I am talking about the neighborhood kids not just yours you don’t want a kid to find you in the act, that is a way to mess up a childhood). Play on the picnic table or a good stump to move around on, or just romp right on the ground, bring a picnic blanket. Feel nature taking it coursebecome one with nature. Sex in the open air under the stars…AMAZING!

If you have an office job work ‘late’ one night and after all the coworkers go home invite your wife in to your office. Beware of security cameras, night guard and/or janitors. Wouldn’t want anyone to find you and tell your boss. If you are the boss and/or own the business more power to you, you know how to not get found out.

One of my favorite scenarios, scout out a restaurant that has a lock on their bathroom doors and maybe even that their bathroom is away from the crowd of people like the hallway of a shared office building. Either before you get seated for your meal or during dinner after apps and before the main course or after you have ordered dessert both of you go the restroom together. Lock the door behind you, lift up your skirt and have a quickie right there! It is the best kind of dessert and so hot! (We did it in an elevator in the building of the restaurant. The Hubs works on elevators and has keys. It was love in an elevator, wonder if he’ll give me tips to share to you all about that…)

Your ‘wimps way out’  go on your back patio after dark and get it on! Or if you have a major privacy fence you can do it before dark. (No one is suggesting you are a wimp lets just call this the warm up you will get hooked on sex outside and the excitement and maybe try it somewhere else one time.) Being naked outside in the dark is so hot and sexy! Use lawn chairs or a hammock in your yard if you have one. Or if you are scared do a quick stand up sex act! But turn off the motion detecting lights first. Then in the morning when you look out on your patio your little secret will make you smile!Sex outside middle of day

There are so many options to have “public sex” and not get caught! Please be careful and subtle as you could get arrested and charged with a lewd act or worse. Be mindful of trespassing laws and such! But have fun. There is nothing like taking a risk to feel a rush of excitement.

A few things to consider and remember:

1. Depending on where you choose to do it and your privacy concerns you may want to focus on a quickie.

2. Consider clothing carefully. Are you going to shed the clothes? Do you have time? Where will your clothes be while you are in action? If you are keeping the clothes on make sure you are not wearing a neon green ‘here I am’ shirt. Wear something that will blend in.

3. Ladies wear a skirt. Decide if you are going to wear underwear or not. Maybe pre-plan your positioning. If you are going to do a quickie in a bathroom no panties are the best option (isn’t it always when wearing a skirt on a date anyway?). If you are meeting your husband at his office job and you will be doing the deed in his office consider dressing up complete with pantyhose and letting him rip the crotch out but still no panties.

4. Consider skipping foreplay. Time is of the essence. Talk about it on the drive there, have your story in your head be excited…you may not need foreplay. However, if you are in your car on a remote road that no one will be there feel free to take your time.

5. The idea of getting caught may be kind of fun if it is an adult. The exhibitionist in you will get even more excited at the risk of getting caught. Be ready to bail out fast if needed and have a story ready…”I lost my ring in her vagina I had to find it.” Or we were so hot we had to relieve ourselves…that is if the person who finds you is a janitor with a sense of humor, it might at least give everyone a laugh and break the ice and stop him from calling the cops. You are already caught may as well have fun with it!

6. Be comfortable! Be it comfortable with the idea of the situation or in the back seat of your car while boning…it is all about having fun and being crazy not pinching a nerve and needing a massage therapist (however I know a good one).

7. Consider the children. Please do not expose any children to dirty lewd acts.

Enjoy the excitement the rush of being crazy. Remember the excitement we got when we had our first make out session in a dark movie theater? We thought no one was watching us. Well yeah we are older now and know how to not get caught so work your talents do your magic and see what you can do. Let me know what places you are Hump Day Challenging!

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