I am pretty sure we have had a talk dirty hump day challenge before. Let’s face it men like hearing their girl sound like a porn star. So for today for the purpose of this blog (and for my own research) for my Sex life I asked my favorite man what his top ten dirty things he likes me to say to him to get him in the mood, keep him in the mood or progress the flow of sexual energy. He said the following: (these are things he wants me to say to him)

1.  I want you inside of me.
2.  I’m so wet for you.
3.  I wish that was in my mouth right now.
4.  Put it in my ass.
5.  How’s that pussy taste? (Go really dirty and say cunt)
6.  I’ll be right where you want me when you get home.
7.  You fill up my _____________ (pussy or ass or mouth) up so well!
8.  Shoot it in my mouth.
9.  Take me however you want.
10.  Smack my ass and pull my hair from behind!
+1 Give me an anal cream pie.
+2. You’re dessert is wet and warm

So there you have it right from the horses mouth. The dirty things I can say to get him going or keep him going or enhance the sexual experience. My guess is your man may not differ much, or maybe he does. I was surprised it was not more graphic or raunchy. Bottom line here is he likes me to talk dirty and I don’t ever known what to say, but now I do. I am always stuck when he says “talk dirty to me”  when we are having sex… “Uh I don’t know what to say…” Now I have a starting point.

So you’re hump day challenge is to interview your lover. What is the top ten sexy or dirty things you want to here him or her say? Write it down! Study it and use it later tonight as you head off to bed! This is a good relationship exercise too. Any reason to get talking to eachother.

I would be jumping the Hubs’ bones right now if we weren’t driving because this was a fun conversation and would have been more fun if we were sitting in our bedroom or on the patio sans kids!

Talk dirty! Ladies, your man wants a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed that can start on the phone when he calls you at lunch… Be bold use your research that you will get from today’s hump day challenge. I would love for you to post your favorite quotes in comments! Have fun with your lover. Lock your door and be loud!

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