sick-have-sex-funny-ecard-A9yHappy Hump Day everyone! It’s my Birthday!!! It has been a long day. After my negative rant I promise there is a great Hump Day Challenge in this blog post so I don’t want to get too negative here but between my work (6 massages today) getting the kids from school and to their activities (practice and game), I had my dance class, and then came home to the Hubs having a fever, the house was a mess nothing ready for dinner (The Girl made grilled cheese) I vacuumed the house and tried to clean up the kitchen some it has been kind of a bleh day.  The Hubs went to bed I am sitting up just finished writing thank yous to the peeps who said happy birthday to me on my Facebook wall. I am kind of feeling lonely. I know I should not be feeling that way, but I am. He didn’t mean to get sick on my birthday (not that he had plans otherwise.)  I have been working quite a lot I feel like I don’t have time for anything but work, house cleaning, and dropping kids off. I am happy to have a job. I love my job! I miss having time to watch practices and chat with other parents and coaches or teachers at practices ect. I just miss my life. I feel like I am at work way too much! Anyway enough of the sad lonely downer posts. It’s time for a Hump Day Challenge. You all need to do this for me since the Hubs is sick tonight (pray that it is a fast sickness that goes away soon).

For today’s Hump Day Challenge I am calling it Ruby’s Birthday Sex! Birthday sex is the kind that you have on your birthday! Birthday sex may be different for everyone! I can remember some amazing experiences on my birthday or around my birthday that I have had. For me Birthday Sex is romantic slow and sensual but it also moves to crazy erotic and dirty. To start I like to be romanced touched and kissed softly. I like it strong and fast especially after things get going. I really enjoy being eaten out. I love the wet softness of a tongue on my pussy. Slide fingers inside my pussy and sometimes even use another finger to stimulate my ass too. That DP feeling is so erotic and this is your new move if you haven’t’ tried it yet. Men if you haven’t done this to you woman she is missing out! Start slow sometimes just a little pressure back there without penetration is a good way to start. Make sure you get your finger really wet by either using lube or spit or some of her yummy pussy juices. Another cheat note that gets me going is some vibration, create vibration with a subtle low moan or hum. (Writing this is turning me on I wish the Hubs wasn’t sick) As she is really enjoying it don’t go too far. She is going to want your cock inside her pussy maybe she will even want it in her ass. Women like his big hard cock inside her before she comes. When it’s time for the big “O” really press in deep and she will squeeze that hard cock and you can orgasm together! If you are adventurous you can try to go for multiple orgasms on her, the best way to “tease and please” in a great way!

Go get you some!

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